Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
that is very illegal...i love you.
Randomize
