I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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