Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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