your room smells of hookers.
And success
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
He passed out mid-signature
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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