I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
only if we run a train.
done.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
You did what with his pubic hair?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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