We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
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