if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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