and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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