Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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