I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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