Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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