Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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