I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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