Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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