It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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