I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
