the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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