sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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