Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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