I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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