I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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