He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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