so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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