You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
