Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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