My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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