I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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