This girl is more easily done than said...
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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