So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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