Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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