when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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