Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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