Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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