Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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