He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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