Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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