he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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