i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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