We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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