i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
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