ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
