No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I need a hoe opinion
go on
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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