Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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