But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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