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(973): View more from New Jersey

oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick

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(541): View more from Oregon

He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes

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(716): View more from New York

i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'

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(813): View more from Florida

For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me

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(304): View more from West Virginia

when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick

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(440): View more from Ohio

If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.

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(303): View more from Colorado

he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat

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(281): View more from Texas

I am a taco. I am also really high.

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.

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