I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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