I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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