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Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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