pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
