we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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