Me too!
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Pooping to opera.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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