it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
one might say we're banned from that church
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
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