I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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