He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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